Melissa Angelique

To all you girls, who don’t want to hear it. You’re going to read it now.

Listen to me, from girl to you all. What’s wrong with girls lately? Why are they all so stressed out, looking for fights, cheating on friends and lovers and all are constantely whining about how awful they feel. Especially when the topic is boys. You all go nuts. And now it is time to hear it from a girl, instead of the boy. ‘Cause when a boy gives you a tip or a compliment, you all nearly smash their faces and yell at them. So keep your mouth shut and listen to me for once.

First of all, I know how hard it is to accept a compliment from a guy. I know it, because when you’re very insecure you can’t really tell if they mean it or just want your pants off. But do please a ‘Thank you’ they would appreciate. I’ll be honest to say that I thought it was difficult too and I made jokes in the beginning when someone complimented me. But now, I see that a guy rather hear a ‘Thank you’ than a ‘OMG THAT’S NOT TRUE’.

I found out guys do love girls who are not afraid of who they are. I know that there are moments when you just can’t find something good to wear. Or you know that your hair looks like you can lost everything in it, that’s how awful it feels. But trust me, most boys when they are really into you don’t even see the clothes you specially picked out or how much effort you put in your hair. They will always say you look lovely. So don’t go all psycho when you can’t find something that feels good to wear or don’t spill too much hairspray when your hair is having a bad day. Just give it a big ‘fuck it’ and be happy that your man is coming to see you. Even though you feel like a disaster. He’ll put the smile on your face.

Why are girls always, but then again, always whining about guys who have an addiction for playing games? I mean we slightly have a addiction for shopping and our mobile phones or talking about other girls, but they hardly whine about that. Okay, I know they’ll be thinking like: FUCK YEAH, girlfriend’s out shopping, time to be together with my other love, My Xbox360. Ofcourse, but seriously we girls played games when we were young. There were more girls watching pokémon and digimon than guys. So what’s the problem that they like to shoot people in games. I would say try to beat his ass. That would be a quite funny act now wouldn’t it?

Good freakin’ lord, let me just be a bit rude now, but stop being so jealous all the time. I know that a bit jealousy is good for a relationship, does really show that you don’t want to share your love. Ofcourse, but when your man talks to a girl doesn’t mean he tries to talk her into his bed. That a guy doesn’t reply your message that quickly doesn’t mean he’s banging a chick. Guys are just not really that into their mobile phones. Let your man have some female friends. And if he does really bang chicks around your back, then you can be mad. But have some faith in your man. But that does count for guys aswel. And if you really don’t trust it, just simply ask him. Most guys will get angry with you and those guys are always lieing. So there you have your answer. Or when you ask a girl and they get angry.

You girls should remember that you should treat your friends just as you wanted to be treated. The most important things in friendship are trust, shoulder to cry on and strength. When your friend is in need of help, be there. But your friend should do the same thing back. Don’t get used by people. Trust is important. Keep the secrets of your friends close to your heart. Don’t bash them away, just so you can be more liked by other people. Those are not worthed. And you are not worthed aswel if you do that to someone. I can honestly tell people that I’ve been through those persons. And still people are pretending to be my friend, but make fun of me when I’m not around. But when the world is upside down, I am the first one who’s amazing. Fuck those people. They’ll suck all the energy out of you. You try to help them so much, but in the end they throw you away for others. Guys are strong and handle this more other ways. But girls are more emotional and scared to hurt someone’s feelings. But it is not fair to help others and get broken by them. Be fair to yourself.

Oh and now one thing about the outside of a girl again. Most of the girls who say they’re fat are NOT fat. Stop saying that to yourself. Seriously if your guy asks you to go to the MacDonalds, just get the things you really want instead of a salad, because you don’t want your guy to think that you’re a big eater. A boy likes some roundings on a girl. If I was a boy I would love to have some boobs and ass on my girlfriend instead of a second surfboard in my life. No offense, honestly. But you all just suck and are just whining about it. If you want attention, just write it on a freakin’ board and wave with it. Most of these girls have such an amazing body. Don’t stop eating to be just like the models on tv.

And then something for the girls who think they are amazing looking and like to rub it into another girls face. I know you just do that because you’re so insecure about yourself. Sounds really weird, but it’s true. It’s good that you are proud of what you are, but if someone isn’t really that secure about herself, help her instead of saying that she’s ugly or just trying to be like you. Fuck that shit. Girls are really sensitive when it is about their looks. Especially when another girl says something about it, they believe it right ahead. Some just have more difficulty with trying to stand out. Respect it. Don’t bash another. I seriously hate it when girls also think they are so hot and amazing when their skirt is just over their ass and their boobs are almost falling out of their shirt. You can show the girls ofcourse, they must breathe aswel, but putting them in every boys face, gives you the bad attention. If you really like that attention, be my guest. I might know a job for you as slut. Be a confident and strong woman. Not a bleached out show off.

Another tip,  guys like a bit of humor in a girl. So I noticed then. Don’t be a stiff witch about every joke. Guys definitly like it to fuck with you as in prank you (They also love to fuck you the other way I know, HOW FUNNY). But don’t be shy, just throw a prank with him. I think it shows that you are not such a serious girl. I mean you’re young. There are definitly some moments when you have to be serious with your love. But a little joke doesn’t harm anyone. But don’t be a bitch about it.

Talk with your man about problems. I know it is so hard to clear your mind to a boy. Oh man, the trouble I have with that is literally keeping me awake every night and almost choking me. But it is very important to do. If you keep all your sorrows and problems inside of you, it’ll cost your head one day and then you might blow everything up, instead of one tiny thing. Just keep it in mind. And when you find it really hard, maybe it works to write it all out and then let someone read it. Then you don’t have to tell it in person.

Last thing to you all, you might be the woman with the claws. But don’t be a bitch to look good. Fix your own problems, don’t let others do it. Girls are really good in screwing things up and then trying to work it out by letting others do the talking. You might hate someone’s guts, but you can better be above those people than being a hard time. Show what a girl is made of.

Oh and plastic surgery is a no no. Barbies are from plastic, real girls aren’t.

So that was kind of a very very very long speech but this is my sort of advice and look on things. BYE!